The Internet

The power
of the internet can, I think, best be compared to having a million anally
retentive maniacs at your command, who
have anticipated all your possible desires and already fulfilled them. There
are two problems: the first is to find the correct anally retentive maniac, and
the second lies in working out exactly what he thinks you desire, and exactly
how he has warped it to fit his own fiendish agenda...