The number of worker bees in a given apiary is always equal to the number of hairs on the beekeeper's testicles. (Margin for error: 6) (No figures available for female keepers of bees).
On average, the left mouse button is pressed 43 times more than the right and the left shift button on a PC keyboard is pressed approximately 56 times more than the right shift button.
Moominply is ten times more likely to post something political then calumerio. Who is ten times more likely to post something political than mariebalto. Who is ten times more likely to post something political than I am.
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The number of worker bees in a given apiary is always equal to the number of hairs on the beekeeper's testicles. (Margin for error: 6) (No figures available for female keepers of bees).
Nine out of ten women prefer calcium to arsenic to fight osteoporosis.
Blond men are at greater risk of spontaneous combustion than brunette men.
On average, the left mouse button is pressed 43 times more than the right and the left shift button on a PC keyboard is pressed approximately 56 times more than the right shift button.
At any one time, across the world, you could fit the total number of people Doing the Funky Gibbon into London's Albert Hall.
The 2012 London Olympics will cost £2.35 billion.
3 percent of all frozen peas sold in the UK are actually unripe blackcurrants.
26.32% of German tourists to London think that the National Gallery is on the south side of Trafalgar Square.
42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Over 98% of lists about statistics *have* to have a list item about statistics.
28% of lies are damn lies, and 47% are statistics.
1% of these are actually sheep droppings
The total number of sheep in Cornwall divided by the combined mass of all their fleeces always gives the golden ratio.
The number of buns to bones at every possible place in the world is at a perfect disequilibrium.
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There are currently 717 Homer Simpson look-alikes scattered throughout the world.
If you count all the sheep legs in a field and divide by 4, you'll get an approximate number of sheep in a field. Science fact.
1 in 6 people, or 2 of the people who've already annotated this list, are Chinese. I think it's me n moomin
Moominply is ten times more likely to post something political then calumerio. Who is ten times more likely to post something political than mariebalto. Who is ten times more likely to post something political than I am.
You have better odds of being bitten by a rusty staple remover than winning a scratch-n-win lottery ticket.
.007% of all steel pizza pans in the US will burn in the shape of the Virgin Mary
65% of all cephalops worldwide have never set foot in a church.
Out of the 120% effort we all give in our workplace, 110% will go unnoticed.
In the event of a greater % of sheeps' legs to living sheep, poll must be taken of the ratio of other legs to living wolves in the field.
Your are 16 times more likely to be reading this, than not.
Ha! Forty percen all commens rubbery!
Chance favors the prepared mind.
You've a better-than-even chance of having read this in its entirety.
There was a statistically insignificant chance that you will have become a statistic before reading this.
Statistics, like fashion, are irreducibly someone else's problem.
Five.
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